There is news of a rage that sparked on popular platform Twitter as someone was caught having a harmless non-political opinion that they posted publicly. Seemingly all users on twitter to comment hate against this person and even mass reported the person for “sensitive and disturbing media” after posting a since deleted post. Multiple cities have been ravaged or disintegrated from the green aura and flies from the twitter users. As the people try to identify where the man lives to dox them online. The post itself was made 8 years ago, but the ravaging cancel culture has dug up the post and is now attempting to silence him for a post he made when he was 10. They have since deleted their account after many threats of getting his mouth removed like doodlebob have been made against him. DM’s have come out of people sending the man uncensored pictures of SCP 096’s face in an attempt to get rid of him themselves, even threatening to send him cringe gacha life edits if he does not reveal his location, but all have been left on delivered in what seems fear from the person who posted the opinion.
“I think he should be publicly executed for having such an outrageous opinion and think his mother should be punished for his sins.” Said Billionaire Jose Ortiz who is attempting to buy Twitter from Elon Musk to end free will and remove opinions from existence
After the public witnessed this horrid opinion it got even drake and kendrick fans to agree this was bad news. These twitter users immediately started hacking into his bank accounts, stole his social security number, impersonated him, brainwashed his fiance, and started world war 3. His opinion was so atrocious that calling it garbage is an INSULT to garbage. The fact the public had to see this opinion made them feel like it was a violation of their human rights and this person should be immediately eliminated from society. Currently schools are teaching children why free will was a mistake and now we have decided a hivemind is the current way to go. This opinion was so bad that everyone quit their job as they believed its not worth working in a society with this person, this has caused the second great depression.
“This opinion was so bad I don’t even want to fix the great depression this time” FDR from [3]
After hearing this, his mother has come out and publicly apologized for giving the world such a hated person and agrees that the hate he is given is not only deserved, but not enough. She herself said “I have no son” after the controversy happened. She also legally changed her name and seemingly took him out of the will. The public still has hatred towards her as she refuses to reveal her son’s location but it was recently confirmed that she is unaware and he ran off sadly twitter users never do their research and instead decide that she was the enemy as they continue to hunt her.
In many other places more users are seemingly reverting to a caveman-like instinct to hunt down and execute this man regardless of if they get hurt or not. Many attempts have been made to neutralize these twitter users, but every attempt has failed as they seemingly have skin of steel when in pursuit of a person they don’t like, making them immune to not only bullets but nuclear bombs. It seems stopping these users is not only out of the question but also dangerous. The only known way to stop these twitter users in their pursuit is to make them touch grass, which cures the parasite-like infection they have been plagued with, some twitter users’ green aura is so strong it makes the grass rot when it comes near physical contact. It seems many desperate measures have been taken over a little opinion. The outrage is expected to go on until the man eventually dies or he apologizes for the opinion. Until this happens, we cannot have peace in the world. The users have created traffic in highways, have seemingly brought Atlantis from the ocean, and searched the bermuda triangle and left alive in attempts to find this man. If you or someone you love see’s a twitter user, throw grass on them and make them drink water (they usually drink monster energy) if this is unsuccessful throw a job application at their face. If you see a cured user, take their phone and delete their twitter account and the app itself from their phone before they get infected again, and if they attempt to download it again just trap them in a never ending simulation of HAVING A JOB (Twitter users greatest fear).
