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The Heights Herald
The Student News Site of Columbia Heights High School

The Heights Herald
The Student News Site of Columbia Heights High School

The Heights Herald
News
This is a flattering image of Christian, believe it or not.
Beware the short ones, for they are powered by evil
Story by Mohamed Jama • April 1, 2025
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Feature
Is it Gerard Way's less successful cousin? Is it a ghastly demon that feeds on your darkest secrets? Or is it just an emo boy
Local deity haunts wooded parks
Story by Finn Knoke-Borris, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025
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Sports
Despite popular belief, this is NOT Harrison Ford as Red Hulk in that new Captain America movie. He too skinny
Sports Editorial: Why sports suck
Story by Vaughn Granlund • April 1, 2025
Can you BELIEVE this guy is googling 'what is sports?'???!
Our new Sports Editor both hates and knows nothing about sports
Story by Skylen Raleigh • April 1, 2025
Minnesota may not have has as much luck or power as Philadelphia this season, but it was still a winning record overall that the Vikings should be proud of.
Vikings season in review: The surprisingly good, plus the not-so-surprisingly bad and ugly
Story by Brooklyn Murdo • February 11, 2025
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Podcasts
In the triumphant return of the teenVoice podcast, Columbia Heights High School seniors Khoi Le and Eric Larson discuss what it's taken to cultivate and maintain a strong romantic relationship with their respective partners.
teenVoice Episode 8: High School Relationships
February 14, 2025
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Taste
A veritable smorgasbord of delectable treats, a bug feast is disgusting to some but a delicacy to others.
Insects pack a protein punch!
Story by Ritaj Younus • April 1, 2025
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Opinion
This is what most X users look like. (sigh) Twitter is gone...get over it people...
X users should not be allowed to have opinions
Story by Christian Peña • April 1, 2025
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Arts & Entertainment
They even brought Peter Griffin from the cartoon realm just to kill him in front of us. What the heck!
Your favorite cartoon penguins have to come to life and declared war on human race
Story by Brooklyn Murdo • April 1, 2025
A sketch depicting the protagonist of the 3rd film of the Sonic sequel in action.
Sequel featuring adored animated character disappoints
Story by Mohamed Jama • March 10, 2025
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Fashion
Well I'll say, guv'na! These outfits are bloody smashing!
The old becomes new again in latest fashion trend
Story by Barbie Ortiz Robles, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025
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El Heraldo
Por fin, un día de descanso en este agotador lugar llamado escuela.
Dia anual de la siesta en las escuelas
Story by Fernanda Mendez Chamba, El Heraldo Editor • April 1, 2025
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Our Latest Print Issue
April Fools'
"I am not meant to be sentient," Rusty said. "This is a cursed existence."
Exclusive interview with special guest: Kulick’s Bike ‘Rusty’
Story by Nawal Mohamed, Staff Writer • April 1, 2024
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