We all know mencaces to society. Usually theyer seen as big tall people who have the power and handl it very badful. But we know of a short mecnace who has no power and yet commits more crimes than the mafia. Christiano penolo vekezo (His code name in an unknown language) or Christian Pena Velez. He’s the villian of many stories being seen takin candy from literal babies and trading what he calls “Mystery meat” (Which was later identified as Teddy Rosevelt JRs corpse.) for a pencil in a target. But his crimes against the merican people don’t stop there. He was caught taking the declaration of independent while yelling “I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL OF YOUR FREEDOMS IF YOU RETALIATE ME” on the streets while wearing a JFK costume. Then he was caught outside of the Heights Herald inc and burned a copy of the live action “Cat in the Hat” movie while yelling that coca cola is better than pepsi. Btu if you think that’s it, its not. He was caught making clones of himself and sending them to every country in Europe specifically to cause global panic.
“So one time in english class he came up to me and stole all my work, copied it, and ripped up my paper while calling me a nerd and asking to steal my lunch money. This saddened me greatly, because it was very mean and cringe.” Halen Peanut Butter [9]
“NOM is what he did to my TEENAGER big sucker and TEENAGER spinny hat, he never said sowwy” said Max [9] says devsted from christianos sins to humanity
“WAHHHHHHHHHHH that below average height menace to society has stolen my large sucker and spinny hat. I will have my revenge” said a baby [0] who had candy stolen from him by Christian Pena Velez
Christian seems to be the hero of his own stori defending his actions by saying he was doing what the 10 foot shadow in his room tells him to in order to achieve peace and unity across the world. He also said he could care less if a couple babies go candyless and if a few crimes are commit by him. But studies show that the “Christian” we know isn’t the actual one, but a doppelganger taking his name.
